Big, furry towel

I love drying off after my low-flow 3/4 gallon per minute shower with a big, soft towel, fresh out of the closet.

Why is the towel shedding? This brown towel is shedding white fur.

Ah, clearly someone lovingly folded up the cat's bed and put it away. Now I am covered in cat hair. Shall I take another shower?

Red eyes and a runny nose. Because allergies and unclean towels.