Red Shoulder Hawk

Red Shoulder Hawk

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Communication

Me: Why is there butter all over the floor?

He: It's not butter.

Me: I don't really care what it--

He (looking close): I think it's oil.

Me: Let's get a m--

He: Look! It makes my toes shiny! (walks away)

He (from the next room): Do you want half of an apple cinnamon bagel?

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